Sometimes I miss my days as a pirate..
I remember the days when I used to sail the high seas, searching for loot to share among my comrades. Life was simpler back then, money was never a concern. Oh how I miss those two chaps Razor1911 and Skidrow. Most of my loot comes from them. Although I do trade once in a while with FairLight but that with him, it's a little complicated.
Oh I miss the smell of the sea when sailing with me Ship, The Chrome. The usual trade route I used was Utorrent, ya know?
That's all behind me now. After a fateful storm my ship crashed on the shores on Steam Bay. Never have I set eyes on such a beauty. Aye, she was gleamin' like stars in the night sky. The multitude of cheap loot compelled me to investigate. Not only were the loot cheap, they were authentic. I was baffled, ya see. I made a realization that by actually payin' for me loot I was supportin' the creators and thus making more loot, and with prices so low, supportin' I can.
I resorted to piracy after seein' that games were expensive, but I guess that's all a long time ago as games are really cheap on this curious little bay I happened upon. I said nuff's nuff and left my pirating career behind me.
I may not have much loot to my name but at least I got it honestly and that was 'nuff fer me.
Although I do sometimes hear the call of the sea..
submitted by skinnylad